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November 29th, 2004, 03:01 PM
#1
-megalithanod
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You come in on a Monday after 10 days off - your schedule is all wacked compared to what you normally try to keep when working (later mornings and much later nights)
You start the day with a 32 oz mello Yellow to kick start everything, and then find out that the city is shutting off the water to the business park to do some work...
"It will be on in 15 minutes", they said - that was over 3.5 hours ago. Bad thing is, the only place close enough to walk to for a piss is the hotel next door (a 10 minute walk up the hill), but they are in the same business complex, so they dono't have water either.
It is a 20 minute drive to the nearest store to whizz. What a way to start the day. If water isn't back on soon I think I am going to piss in a cup, leave it in the restroom, and go home and work [img]smile.gif[/img]
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November 29th, 2004, 03:04 PM
#2
Inactive Member
Yeah, like you even flush the urinal anyway...
[img]wink.gif[/img]
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November 29th, 2004, 03:09 PM
#3
-megalithanod
Guest
auto flush - motion sensors [img]tongue.gif[/img]
I may live in the south - but this town has taken laziness to a new level!
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ November 29, 2004 11:10 AM: Message edited by: -megalithanod ]</font>
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November 29th, 2004, 03:10 PM
#4
Inactive Member
Good time for a coffee tasting party, eh? [img]wink.gif[/img]
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November 29th, 2004, 03:12 PM
#5
-megalithanod
Guest
HAH!
At least they learned their lesson on THAT one!
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November 29th, 2004, 03:22 PM
#6
Inactive Member
aaaahhh, make it a game out of it. get a bunch of guys to a big window and see who can douse the most pedestrians!
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November 29th, 2004, 03:23 PM
#7
Inactive Member
damn i feel your pain, they did that to us a few weeks ago, there's 3 buildings in our complex and ours was the only one down... we had to walk to another building to have ANY water. it was a damn nightmare. and they damn sure didn't get in any hurry to fix it [img]confused.gif[/img]
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November 29th, 2004, 03:25 PM
#8
Inactive Member
you don't need water to pee [img]wink.gif[/img]
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November 29th, 2004, 03:28 PM
#9
Inactive Member
i wish just for one day i could pee like you guys [img]wink.gif[/img]
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November 29th, 2004, 03:38 PM
#10
Inactive Member
Well, you always have that 32 oz cup to use when you're done with it, lol. [img]eek.gif[/img]
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